Wanna hear something goofy?
About a half hour ago, I decide to give my aunt a call to ask her a question (about fudge, if you must know). When I pick up the cordless handset to my landline (yes, I still have one), the little screen on the phone says, in this order:
1 Missed Call (not unusual; something to do with telemarketers and robocalls)
Line in Use
There is no dial tone on the handset. I check another handset in the office, same thing. I check the one in Mom’s room, same thing. Okay, obviously something is wrong with the line, and I’m just about to get online to contact Verizon about it, when I decide to try one more thing.
See, when Mom moved in we merged telephone systems. That’s not as complicated as it sounds. I had a three handset phone; she had a three handset phone. I plugged all the handsets into outlets, and turned off the answering machine in the main base of one set. Anywho, things have been fine (except for some issues with static that have been going on since the termite guys were here–but that’s a different story). Today however, none of the handsets from my phone were working. But I picked up one of the handsets from her phone, and got a dial tone. And I know it’s working since I just hung up on a telemarketer.
See. I told you it was goofy.
I have no explanation for this, except that the ghost of my father is trying to call the house for some reason. Probably wants to talk about Pluto or something. It does sound a little like there’s someone on the line–you know, that funny sound/non-sound/almost a pressure you get when there’s an open phone line but no one’s answering. Either way, it’s irritating and a sign that it’s time to suck it up and buy a new phone.
Oh, and Dad, get off the line, please.